Hey Neal - what's wrong with "Shock and Awe" fishing?
I've got a couple of them on the boat. They stay on the boat where they belong. They only come out for navigation reasons (i.e. when someone is approaching you in the no-wake section at night at Chatfield and the lights on your boat don't deter them and they don't appear to see you). If the head lamp doesn't work, then there is the 500,000,000,000,000,000 candlelight spotlight that dims everything on the boat when you turn it on to deter them.
It's fishin' in the big city
Yakatut - you don't want one. It'll attract all the mosquitos and other nice flies to the front of your face where you can inhale or snort them. It isn't worth it.