Fishing with Women
Here's my advice. Never fish with women.
I love this story.
Many years ago, I worked with the wife of an Air Force sergeant at Lowry Air Force Base. She told the story of when they were stationed at an Air Force base in Connecticut, a few years earlier. Her husband was into big mouth bass fishing, had the boat, rods, reels, lures, the whole nine yards.
For a long time, she bugged him to take her fishing so one day, he caved and took her in his boat to his favorite lake and a favorite place. He reluctantly tied on one of his favorite lures, gave her a few instructions then left her to do what she could at one end of the boat. A while later, she beckoned her husband because she thought she was hung up. She said he was boiling mad because all he could think about is how she was about to lose one of his favorite lures.
She now holds the Connecticut state women's big mouth bass record. That's why I say, never fish with women.