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My body is absorbing so much soap and sanitizer from washing, when I pee it cleans my toilet bowl!
 

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For the longest time I've felt lonely and ignored, so I glued my coffee mug to the top of my truck and now everyone waves at me as I drive down the street. I feel loved and wanted now!!! (y)
 

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On this 30th day anniversary of the stay at home shutdown I would like to wish Joe Biden a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
 

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An English test question asked us to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.

I wrote, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
 

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A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tasted terrible!!! I'm sticking with whipped cream!!! :eek:
 
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