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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...
I got sunshine, in a bag...
I'm useless,but not for long...
The fishing is coming on...
 
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hehe, i like that song, hehe, but im not sure sunshine in a bag is legal

im sure ur sunshine in a ba is new fishin lures though
 

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roadkill said:
two atoms were crossing the street. the first atom tripped on the curb and said dam i dropped an electron. the second atom said are you shure. the first atom said yep im positive
LOL!!

Call me nerdy fellas, cause I found that funny!!
 
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2 muffins r sitting in an oven

1 muffin says to the other "it is so hot in here!!"

the other muffin screams and says "oh my god!!! a talking muffin!!!!"


i love it
 

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Three Little Birds lyrics
"Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")

Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', "This is my message to you-ou-ou:"

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right. Don't worry!"
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing" - I won't worry!
"'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right" - I won't worry!
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, oh no!
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!
 

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second guy: That is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

Third guy: Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.

What's the deal?

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 4:30 am.

When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said,

'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'
 
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