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A Nebraska fisherman was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "No, sir, I don't have any of those licenses, no. You must understand these are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" said the game warden. "Yea. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take them home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the game warden. The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the man.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
The man said, "Call who back?" "The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the man.
We in Nebraska may not be as smart as some big city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as most government employees.
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