I can tell you what's on my expensive, over the top, camera.
There are pictures of myself in my top of the line Simms gear. It makes me look a lot better than all the other guys on the river. You might find a selfie or two as well. If you do, please don't delete them...I finally have my beard trimmed exactly the way I want it. I am trying to get on the cover of Fly Tyer.
You will find pictures of me with monstrous 22" rainbow trouts kneeling by the side of the river. I look extra cool with my costa shades, and I may have my Sage One placed lovingly in my mouth.
After I caught a couple of these monsters, I pulled the gourmet folding table off my back and set it up for my best friends to sit down so I could serve them whiskey riverside. I also pounded out a couple of martinis for my Orvis buddies. I made sure to set this table up directly on the biggest and best run on the river. A few guys tried to horn in, like assholes, but I told them it was my hole and to get the hell out of here. You will find pics of us cheersing to each other and our awesome day on the water. These trout stood no chance.
I planned to take some pics of the walk back to our subarus, while wearing the best gear money can buy, but dammit I left my camera sitting there. I didn't realize this until I got back to Boulder and had a nice glass of Whiskey and Coke by the fire. Thanks for your time to make this post. When can I stop by and get it?