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Some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal the rubber life raft from one of the 747's so they could go for a frolic on the river.

They got it out of the plane and home okay; but when they were paddling down the river they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out the emergency locator beacon was activated when the raft opened. They are now unemployed.

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True story:

Guy walks into a corner store with a shotgun demanding all the cash. Cashier puts the cash into the bag. Robber sees a bottle of Scotch behind the counter, and demands it.

Clerk refuses, on the following grounds:

"I don't believer you are over 21."

The robber insists, and pulls out his Driver's License and hands it to the clerk. Clerk looks it over, agrees the man seems to be of legal age, puts the Scotch into the bag and hands it over.

The Robber runs from the store with his loot, and is promptly picked up after the clerk gives the police his home address.

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You believed, secretly, that all along, PRINCESS LEIA................
was yer sister!

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You decided to move to find a better fishing hole, and set your motor on HIGH, roaring off to the new location......

....but you left your anchor DOWN.

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Any Redneck Jedi Knights out there? You might get a sign if your salutation is:

"May the FORCE be with y'all!"
 

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Let's change this a bit:
You might be a redneck if:
-if you have ever made a raft out of beer cans
-if you have ever used beer as bait
-if you have ever caught your buddy on that bait
-if the fish you catch has more teeth than you do
-if your cooler has its own life jacket
-if you would let the pole go before your beer
 

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True story,
I stopped in at Kings the other day to buy some worms, the checker asked me "are you Going Fishing?" I told her " NO, I have just had this unsatisfiable craving for th last few weeks."

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hunterfishercamper said:
Let's change this a bit:
         You might be a redneck if:
 
                  -if you would let the pole go before your beer
Hmmm.. I guess I qualify too eh?
 

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Yer Qualified 1EyeRed!

Okay, if someone posts this morning, asking;

"Say, where's all the new fishing reports dated Friday, 29 April 2005???" ---HERE'S YER SIGN
 
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