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Re: I always new conservatives think more like neanderthals

I always new
so you're saying you live in the eternal and infinite now.
 

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Re: I always new conservatives think more like neanderthals

Old news...complete scans have already been done...



A normal state of a healthy person whose brain developed under the caring guidance of the progressive establishment. As opposed to the rigid and bigoted Republican/Capitalist/Conservative brain, a Liberal/Socialist/Democrat brain is hard to map because it undergoes perpetual reshuffling of its centers and synapses. Generally it can be characterized by a compassionate concern for not taxing the rich enough, combined with generosity in spending other people's money. A liberal brain is known to have a well-developed "blame-America" synapse, a benign "Smarter Than Thou" tumor, a Global Warming Panic Center, the Entitlement Synapse, Moral Relativity Gray Area, and a "P.C. Lobe" responsible for speech codes, multiculturalism, racial quotas, and alternative lifestyles. The underdeveloped areas of a Liberal Brain usually include those that handle common sense, personal responsibility, sense of humor, patriotism, and work ethics. The eternal motivational force that keeps a liberal going is typically a daily doze of Starbucks coffee combined with the dialectical struggle of the opposites - the feeling of being a victim of oppression and the feeling of guilt for oppressing the others at the same time.





In a deformed Republican (capitalist) brain, areas that normally control life-sustaining processes (the Guilt Gland, the Envy Center, or the Everything for Free Lobe, etc.) are miniaturized - while other regions become bloated out of proportions (the Personal Responsibility Lobe, the Self-Interest Cluster, or the overdeveloped and inflexible Spinal Cord that is connected to the Absolute Morality Lobe).

Symptoms of a Republican brain mutation include delusional ideas that democracy is the best known form of government, that capitalism creates wealth, that American culture stems from Judeo-Christian tradition, that people all over the world desire liberty and prosperity, that Third World countries should be self-reliant, that moral standards are absolute and objective, that the individual supersedes the collective, that parents should teach children values and have a wide choice of schools, and similar incoherent ramblings that mimic the speech of the insane. Everyone knows that the complete opposite is true.
 

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Re: I always new conservatives think more like neanderthals

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...and now there's scientific proof to back it up!

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/brain-thickness-determines-political-leaning-study-20101229-199hk.html

The amygdala is a part of the brain which is very old and very ancient and thought to be very primitive and to do with the detection of emotions. The right amygdala was larger in those people who described themselves as conservative.
Now watch them get all emotional and defensive.......
yeah? My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
 

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It's ok, the rest of us can see the country's big liberal mistake and are taking steps for correcting there phoney baloney.
I believe you meant their phoney baloney...bwahahahahahhahaaa...you went to the George Junior school of huked on fonix...<snicker>...see they do all go home in the same car!...
 

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zman said:
captain shuyak said:
It's ok, the rest of us can see the country's big liberal mistake and are taking steps for correcting there phoney baloney.
I believe you meant their phoney baloney...bwahahahahahhahaaa...you went to the George Junior school of huked on fonix...<snicker>...see they do all go home in the same car!...
they sure do and I don't trust any of em,,,just because I'm better at killing and eating stuff than? then ? spelling may not mean I am still a neanderthal, wait I better google to be sure ;D
 

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Just found it ironic that new and there were the same mistake by different sides...

Killem and eatem if you cach em or shoot em...
 
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