[whadley]

This is one I believe is worth sharing:

A fellow new to Colorado decides to go ice fishing. He drives out to an icey pond in his area and proceeds to start drilling a hole with his auger. Suddenly, almost God-like he hears this booming voice from overhead that say's "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE".

Shocked but still excited about his new area, he walks about 50' to his left and starts drilling again, almost instantaneously the booming voice is back, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE".

This time he moves about 100' proceeds to start drilling again and here comes the voice again, "THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER, THERE ARE NO FISH HERE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TroutFishingBear]

I like that one. I've always told that one as a dumb blonde going icefishing in a hockey rink.

 

[campingkids]

The boys almost did that skit at a boy scout meeting last night. Google boy scout skits and it comes up. Just need to add a few swede names and you are all set.