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NINE TERMS WOMEN USE



(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever')
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 

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man, so glad I traded in a few and got a vietnamese wife that I am teaching english, so far she say's phrases like (no big deal) (chill out man) (can I get you and your friends another beer and some food) things like that and a few others I can't repeat.
 

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captain shuyak said:
man, so glad I traded in a few and got a vietnamese wife that I am teaching english, so far she say's phrases like (no big deal) (chill out man) (can I get you and your friends another beer and some food) things like that and a few others I can't repeat.
I have visions of you teaching English like Jeremiah Johnson to the Indian gal he has hooked up with in the movie...I reworded a little of the dialog from IMDB...

Captain Shuyak : [after laboriously teaching Vietnamese Wife one word of English, Captain Shuyak points to himself] Great fisherman. Yes?
Vietnamese Wife: Yes.
Captain Shuyak : [points to himself again] Fine figure of a man. Yes?
Vietnamese Wife: Yes.
Captain Shuyak: Good. That is all you need to know. For now.
 
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