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Two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, were adrift in a lifeboat on the ocean.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across
an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver
one wish, rather than the standard three.

Ole immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Hamm's beer.'

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the sea turned into Hamm's beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as
the two men considered their circumstances.

Sven stared disgustedly at Ole, whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled interval, Sven remarked, 'Nice goin'
Ole! Now we're gonna have to pee in da boat.'
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