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A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She was doubtful, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

The blind man said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 33 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's on sale for $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound it makes on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register. In the meantime, the woman passes gas. At first she is embarrassed, but then she realizes that there is no way he could tell who it was. Being blind, he wouldn't even know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"
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