[rvinson]

Just saw this ad on craigslist and thought I'd share:





https://denver.craigslist.org/zip/4434711924.html


Carp, FREE FISH, for food, organic fertilizer, chicken feed (Denver, off Hwy 76)

We bow-hunt carp, and I mean we hunt the heck out of them. Some days upwards of 150lbs fresh carp.

If you know how to fillet & smoke them, they are a tasty authentic German dish. FYI: smoked carp fillets are delicious. Get a smoker. Tell your friends it's Salmon, they won't, you won't know the difference. Well...you will, but try it anyways.

Carp make the best garden fertilizer, just Rota-till into the soil and your tomatoes will love you.

If you're an urban chicken farmer, there is no better chicken food than carp; toss in the whole fish and they'll eat it down to the bones. Your eggs will earn the "Omega-3" standard.

Next time we're out I can call you on our way home, and you meet us between Hudson & Wheat Ridge, anywhere off Hwy 76. Fish will be in clean heavy-duty bags for no-mess transport, 3-4 fish per bag. Please do not open bags and dump extra fish in my lawn.

chicken food, fertilizer, organic, local, chicken feed, compost

 

[max power]

I'd try some smoked carp, if somebody made some up. I doubt it could pass for smoked salmon though.


Hotdogs taste good, but I know what parts of animals they are made from and I still eat them every now and them.

 

[pistoldog]

I'd try it to, but I agree I'd sure as heck know it was not salmon.

 

[Fordo]

Can't knock it till you try it but carp eat some nasty things. You gotta question eating anything that can survive in the river downtown or will eat a loogie spit from a dock. Bums poop in there They'll eat some poop if they eat loogies.

 

[max power]

Mmmmm...smoked bum poop

 

[NymphoStage]

Caught a big cap tint. Put it back obviously. That's all I got.

 

[lvrider]

My dad needs some carp for his garden but I wanna shoot em with the bow.