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The following story is a heart warming story about a little girl and a construction crew. Stories like this remind you of the goodness in people, gives you hope for the human race.


A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a home on the empty lot.


The young family had a 5 year old little girl, who of course took an interest in what was going on next door. She began hanging around the construction site. The crew came to adopt her as sort-of a construction site mascot. They even would give her odd jobs to make her really feel part of the crew. At the end of her first week, the foreman called her into his office and presented her with a five dollar bill. He thanked her for all of her hard work and sent her on her way.


So excited the little girl ran home to show her proud mom. Her mom mentioned that she might start a savings account down at the local bank. Next thing you know they are at the bank and the little girl told the entire story to the nice young lady behind the counter.

Amazed, the bank lady replied, “My goodness! Will you be working on building the house again this week too?”


To which the little girl replied, “I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber yard ever bring us plywood worth a $hit.”
 

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heartwarming and tasteful -- nothing like like seeing corruption replace the innocence of a child to make you smile and greet the new day.
 

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LOL. So, just trying to understand, is that supposed to be you sashaying along? :D

And btw, there certainly are some things that I hate (and you do too ;) ).
 

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Sick, sick,..in kind of a funny way.

Reminds me of the joke of little Johnny and his brother, Jimmy..

Mom..."So, Johnny, what would you like to drink with your supper?"
Johnny,.."I think I would like some ****ing milk.

Whap, slaps Johnny across the face.

Mom,.."And what would you like to drink, little Jimmy?"

Jimmy,.."You can bet your a**, I'm not gonna say milk!"
 
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