[CHUCKNORRIS]

Anyone fish Deweese this weekend and hows the Ice condition? Or anyone been on Smith lately?

 

[DoctorDooom]

It's been said that cats have Chuck Norris like reflexes

 

[DoctorDooom]

Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

 

[DoctorDooom]

Life insurance is based off of how far away you live from Chuck Norris...

 

[CHUCKNORRIS]

WHEN I JUMP IN THE LAKE I DON'T GET WET. THE LAKE GETS CHUCK NORRIS'ED!

 

[DoctorDooom]

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

 

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[CF LURKER]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but, NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris and lives!!

 

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[DoctorDooom]

The only time Chuck Norris ever used a stunt double is when Bruce Lee kicked his ass

 

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[slayerfish]

Too Funny!

 

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