Anyone fish Deweese this weekend and hows the Ice condition? Or anyone been on Smith lately?
CHUCKNORRIS · Registered Joined Apr 15, 2008 · 3 Posts Discussion Starter • #1 • Feb 18, 2017 (Edited) Anyone fish Deweese this weekend and hows the Ice condition? Or anyone been on Smith lately?
DoctorDooom · Registered Joined Aug 14, 2014 · 1,204 Posts #2 • Feb 19, 2017 It's been said that cats have Chuck Norris like reflexes
DoctorDooom · Registered Joined Aug 14, 2014 · 1,204 Posts #3 • Feb 19, 2017 Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
DoctorDooom · Registered Joined Aug 14, 2014 · 1,204 Posts #4 • Feb 19, 2017 Life insurance is based off of how far away you live from Chuck Norris...
CHUCKNORRIS · Registered Joined Apr 15, 2008 · 3 Posts Discussion Starter • #5 • Feb 19, 2017 WHEN I JUMP IN THE LAKE I DON'T GET WET. THE LAKE GETS CHUCK NORRIS'ED!
DoctorDooom · Registered Joined Aug 14, 2014 · 1,204 Posts #6 • Feb 20, 2017 Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
CF LURKER · Registered Joined Jan 30, 2013 · 2,180 Posts #8 • Feb 22, 2017 There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but, NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris and lives!!
DoctorDooom · Registered Joined Aug 14, 2014 · 1,204 Posts #10 • Feb 23, 2017 The only time Chuck Norris ever used a stunt double is when Bruce Lee kicked his ass