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once again this is not me just a random image I found on the net.
 

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You might enjoy fishing too much if . . .

You are late to your daughter's wedding because the hatch came up late

You celebrate your wedding anniversary while shore casting

You leave a will demanding that your ashes be compressed into fly dubbing

You reverse mrotgage the house to get a bass boat

You offer the kid who caught a big one fifty dollars for his cane pole and safety pin rig

You trash the family rose garden to put in a worm farm

When you order fish and chips you demand that the cook tell you where the fish was caught and on what

You keep casting #27 flies into the goldfish bowl

Your rod collection takes up the whole garage

At the birth of your first child, you wonder aloud if umbilical cords would attract wipers

You forged a document signed by the governor allowing you access to all private ponds

(Add some more, folks; we might get a book out of it!)
 

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You might enjoy fishing too much if you put off lifesaving surgery to fish!

You might enjoy fishing too much if you keep fishing during a thunderstorm.

You might enjoy fishing too much if you call in sick more than once a month to go fishing.

You might enjoy fishing too much if you if you have more than 400 posts on ColoradoFisherman.com

You might enjoy fishing too much if your wife does not worry about you looking up porn when on the computer because she knows you are looking at fishing sites.

You might enjoy fishing too much if you come home late and your wife automatically assumes you were fishing.

You might enjoy fishing too much if you got up early to fish before going to a funeral.

You might enjoy fishing too much if you bring home the little bluegills you caught and put them in your backyard pond.

You might enjoy fishing too much if you actually sometimes put a worm on hook and fish for the bluegills in your backyard pond.

I've actually done some of these.

Dan
 

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Dan said:
Rottal,

which one do you suppose is ePic, the slimy scaly one or the other one?  :D


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edit: the slimy scaly one or the fish?
 

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At the birth of your first child, you wonder aloud if umbilical cords would attract wipers

You guys are cracking me up this morning!

My friend and I actually were late to our buddy's wedding because we went fishing. We showed up smelling like fish and bait, while everyone else was all dressed up....
 

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Here's some more:
You might . . . if:

You wake up and find out you fileted your pillow in your sleep

You use hair from your pet, your spouse, and your baby to tie flies

You tie flies -- real ones -- to a hook

Someone says, "Your fly is unzipped" and you grab the head glue

At a cocktail party, someone offers you a Grasshopper and you ask for a bottle to carry it in

At the same party, a really hot-looking person says "Let's tie one on," and you say, "What size hook?"

Crickets in your neighborhood are declared an endangered species
Carry on, folks . . .
 

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They look very similar but if it was her I would recognize her. Its one of those faces that keep cropping up in night mares...........A person tries to forget it but its burned in the memory!

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When your wife is having a two hour surgery and you go to Prospect to Bass fish as soon as she goes into prep- done that

When your wife suggests that you might start visiting bars once in awhile - its cheaper and you aren't gone as long - done that
 
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